Reeder Babies: 2 Pirate Girls...Arrrrrrrrgh!

This picture has nothing to do with anything, except to point out how totally adorable Beans is. The picture was taken during our summer trip to Chicago. It was cute for me to watch my kids playing and swimming at my childhood beach.

Here is the meet of this post, for the girls birthday Katy, Kathy and I got them a play set. We intended for Kathy to put it together, as she is the handiest of the three, but she wussed out, so the duty fell to me. And when I say duty I mean doodie. In this picture I am not attempting to lift the structure, but rather to screw in a bolt. At some I'll give you some screw and bolt stats but they are in the garage so lets just say there were lots, and I was scared anytime that I had to drill, screw, or hammer one of them in.

One of the nice things about this job was getting to pre-drill the drilling holes, so that I'd drill a 1/4" hole and then drill a 1/2" hole through it. That might be what I am doing here.

Starlin Castro.

When Katy was a girl and would want to help her dad he would tell her to, "Hold your head in just the right way." which is a great talent to have and one she displayed marvelously on this project. But for our kids that shit doesn't fly, they had to help drill and hammer. So much so that the biggest fit we had was, "god dammit dad you are taking a long time." but when Nyssa found out that Leila had helped me use the socket wrench and I didn't have something she could socket right then. As you can see in the picture above I solved that issue by leaving the hand holds off of the rock wall so the girls could put them on.

SEE!

At dinner last night Nyssa wanted me to ask the waitress if she had forgotten to turn on the cubs game on the tv, because it wasn't on yet...Starlin Castro

One of the exciting things of this project was that I got to put up the railing and the roof of the tower. I don't know why that attracted me, but it seemed somehow substantial to be building the outline of a building, rather than hanging, say, a fake telescope (which I also enjoyed doing).

Sometimes that which is substantial carries a risk of substantial injury. Believe you me, I had to ice that puppy. But God what a sexy foot.

I have nothing to say about this picture. Although durring this project I realized that it is not ADD, because I pay attention, it is DDD, as in the Devil is in the Detail Disorder. That is where I struggle mightily.

After the girls ratcheted the climbing wall, they could enter and exit as they wanted. And so they did, making me glad I did not attach the swings when the booklet said to. About the instruction manual: It was really good and easy to follow. especally for the first half of the book. The second part you could tell they got a little bit tired and began to make small mistakes. Like where to put the rope? What those 2 holes are for? What to do with these 2 left over pieces of wood? What about this half bag of nuts and bolts and screws? Minor questions.

One of the exciting aspects of the project was that it might fall down and crush my children or my neighbor children.

Starlin Castro

Here is Leila looking up and her daddy with big proud eyes. Don't believe me? Look at the picture.

As I said before,

One day this summer Nyssa walked into the living room and when she saw a pile of laundry that had been folded she got all excited and yelled, "Oh my gawd mom look at this!" On the day I attached the pic-nic table and awning she said, "You didn't do much today." Ha!

I finished the thing right at dark, and this is a picture of their first swinging. I had a funny reaction to finishing, I was happy--my daughters were thrilled and thankful, I was proud--with just a little help i had managed to put this thing together and I was sad. I didn't know why until the next day.

Holy shit. My children were going to be playing on a 700 pound contraption held together by my wit and ingenuity.

So yesterday morning (Sunday Morning) I put the finishing touches on the beast. I drove 6 stakes into its heart, mounted one steering wheel, and aimed one fake telescope right for the neighbors dinning room. Arrgh Matey! The good ship Darwin Barney was launched!